Masks

         

            Lots of controversy about masks, at least in the United States. Therefore, as a public service I would like to shed light on the wearing of masks, so you can make an informed decision. (I left a lot of space for you to add your own suggestions.)

 Things you can do while wearing a mask:

·      Vote

Things you cannot do while wearing a mask:

·      Kiss

·      Pick your nose

Things you can do, but don’t want to, while wearing a mask:

·      Use a public restroom

Things you can do, but shouldn’t, while wearing a mask:

·      Rob a bank

Things you can get away with while wearing a mask:

·      Buy liquor if you are underaged (more disguise also needed)

Things it’s easier to do while wearing a mask:

·      Ventriloquism

Things you can do if you and someone you are with are wearing masks:

·      Look each other in the eye, deepening the connection

Things you can only do while wearing a mask:

·      Ventriloquism

Things that wearing a mask compels you to do:

·      Ventriloquism

Things you can’t do whether you are wearing a mask, or not:

·      Be sure that other people will wear their masks

Things your partner would prefer you to wear a mask while doing:

·      Shopping

·      Ventriloquism

Things that your partner would never do with you while you are wearing a mask:

·      Rob a bank

Things that the very act of unmasking makes more enjoyable:

·      Smiles

Things that continue whether or not you are wearing a mask:

·      Sunrise

·      Gardening

Things your mask might say to you if it could speak:

·      “You drink too much coffee.”

Things you can do if you don’t wear a mask:

·      Kill me, along with strangers and people you love.

Things asked when you wear a mask:

• Who was that masked man?