Five Deadly Terms Used by a Woman

I almost didn’t get my blog out today, which would be my first miss in over two years. I’ve spent the last four days struggling with Google over how to renew my dhstringer.com domain name. Yes, it took four days for them to figure out how to process my annual $10 fee. They figured it out late this afternoon. But my blog was not quite ready to see the light of day, so for that you will have to wait until next week.

Meanwhile, here’s an item I found on the door of a men’s room in a local restaurant. It’s better than anything I would have written:

Five Deadly Terms Used by a Woman

#1  FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.

#2  NOTHING

Means something and you need to be worried.

#3  GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.

#4  WHATEVER

A woman’s way of saying “Screw you.”

#5  THAT’S OK

She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

BONUS WORD: WOW

This is not a compliment. She’s amazed that one person can be so stupid.


Comment from John Bayerl:
I would add “What are you doing?”  It’s not a question, it’s a comment on how stupid you are.